New Release -- July 28th, 2011 - Page 249

maggiel29 · #**2481** Aug 29 2011, 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by NiMo1960

Good to hear.
Any more details?

Thanks good to hear

susme48 · #**2482** Aug 29 2011, 01:51 PM

The amounts in storage way to sort seeds. (bad english, but was really not sure how to say it...lol)

maggiel29 · #**2483** Aug 29 2011, 01:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Tiger Laybourne

If you are in the UK you can also buy Facebook credit gift cards from Tesco and Game (part of Comet)

Didnt know that either thank you

Jamie's Jumble · #**2484** Aug 29 2011, 02:03 PM

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Originally Posted by spoiler1041

Farm 11 has been here all weekend.

1. Must have all trophies
2. Have a minimum of 10 billion coins
3. Have 100 neighbors.

When all this is true the farm shows up in the reality office.........................

(How long should I wait before I admit it's a joke?)

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Originally Posted by pachipmunk

i just read where you have to have 10 billion coins, all the tropheys and 100 neighbors to get farm 11...can someone please tell me the truth??

look to the bold...

CSLewis · #**2485** Aug 29 2011, 02:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Deborah1979

I'll go first (since I started this)

Remember, only one per person!!

I really like the little yellow hand that lets me move things on my farm!

NEXT????

I have to agree. In one of the posts for a previous update someone said it was worthless and it should be deleted. I would go nuts without the little yellow hand. I use it all the time. But a VERY close second is the add to storage button. It makes moving trees and flowers soooo much easier and less time consuming. I use both all the time.

rebecca slaughter · #**2486** Aug 29 2011, 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Deborah1979

OK, I have an idea....let's play a game, and list the ONE (and only one per person) item that was added to the game that didn't cost ONE COIN or ONE FC!! Sometimes, now I just take these things for granted, but I appreciate them. Some examples might be the belts/bonuses (which I hate, but collect any

, the little yellow hand that lets you move items around on your farm, the bar now showing which of your neighbors are actually on-line, and on and on.

I'll go first (since I started this)

Remember, only one per person!!

I really like the little yellow hand that lets me move things on my farm!

NEXT????

(oh, and StoneFace, you can keep adding jokes in between the posts, please!!!)

the facility manager

StoneFace · #**2487** Aug 29 2011, 02:13 PM

Deep within a Farm Town forest a little turtle (new animal, finally) began to climb a tree.

After hours of effort he reached the top of the Oak Tree, jumped into the air waving his front legs and crashed to the ground. After recovering, he slowly climbed the tree again, jumped, and fell to the ground.

The turtle tried again and again while a couple of birds (also new additions to the FT animal store) sitting on a branch watched his sad efforts. Finally, the female bird turned to her mate.

"Dear," she chirped, "I think it's time to tell him he's adopted."

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StoneFace · #**2488** Aug 29 2011, 02:22 PM

A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet. "My dog's cross eyed. Is there anything you can do for him?"

"Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at him" So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth.

Finally, he says "I'm going to have to put him down."

"What? Because he's cross-eyed?"

"No, because he's really heavy"

Jamie's Jumble · #**2489** Aug 29 2011, 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by StoneFace

Deep within a Farm Town forest a little turtle (new animal, finally) began to climb a tree.

After hours of effort he reached the top of the Oak Tree, jumped into the air waving his front legs and crashed to the ground. After recovering, he slowly climbed the tree again, jumped, and fell to the ground.

The turtle tried again and again while a couple of birds (also new additions to the FT animal store) sitting on a branch watched his sad efforts. Finally, the female bird turned to her mate.

"Dear," she chirped, "I think it's time to tell him he's adopted."

.

too funny...

StoneFace · #**2490** Aug 29 2011, 02:24 PM

The Farm Town Farmer wanted a companion dog.... and the ft dogs were really silly looking.

So as he is walking one day, sees a sign in front of a house: "Talking Dog for Sale."

He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a black mutt just sitting there.

"You talk?" he asks.
"Yep," the mutt replies.
"So, what's your story?"

The mutt looks up and says, "Well, I discovered this gift pretty young and I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.

I was one of their most valuable spies eight years running. The jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger and I wanted to settle down. So I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security work, mostly wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings there and was awarded a batch of medals. Had a wife, a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."

The guy is amazed.
He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog. The owner says, "Ten dollars."

The guy says, "This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him, so cheap?
"The owner replies, "He's such a liar. He didn't do any of that stuff."

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