New Release -- July 28th, 2011

[max_river]

i hope it happen soon i am starting to lose interest in the game for the first time and we need some new directions in the game to bring thrill back in the game for many of us

[Deborah1979]

Originally Posted by StoneFace

A Kiwi walks into the local unemployment office, marches straight up to the counter and says, "Hi! I hate being on welfare, I'd really rather have a job."

The clerk behind the Centrelink desk says, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his ************ daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes.

Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You'll have a two-bedroom apartment above the garage.

The starting salary is $200,000 a year".

The Kiwi says, "You're bs-ing me!"

The Centrelink officer says, "Yeah, well, you started it".

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ROFLMBO !!! Good one! Thanks!

[HelenJS22]

Originally Posted by Deborah1979

Hey, Tony!! You and all the mods are just great and wonderful!!! However, just wondering???? Why are none of your farms "linked" or do you even have farms?? (Of course, I know you have farms...you do, don't you??) Ya'll really don't think we would come camp out at your place while we are waiting on updates, do you??

Now there's a thought !!! Tony says his Farm 11 loaded just fine, so there's plenty of room and we all have tents to take with us

[Deborah1979]

Wish we had a "Like" button to some of these wonderful posts (like we do in FaceBook) So many of them are just great!!

[rebecca slaughter]

going to bed,,,gotta work tomorrow

[Deborah1979]

Originally Posted by pat909

Like everyone else, I am disappointed that Farm 11 isn't here yet. After some thought, I am making a prediction that it will be September 1st...

Actually, as much as would hate to WAIT until September 1, that just happens to be my 32nd WEDDING ANNIVERSARY!!!! Now, while it wouldn't be paper, silver, diamonds, gold, etc., what better present than Farm 11 and 12 and 13 and 14 and, and, and, etc.... So, Raul, please be a very good friend and let me have my present!! AND, I will SHARE with ALL of my FARM TOWN friends and neighbors!!!!!

[HelenJS22]

Originally Posted by Deborah1979

Actually, as much as would hate to WAIT until September 1, that just happens to be my 32nd WEDDING ANNIVERSARY!!!! Now, while it wouldn't be paper, silver, diamonds, gold, etc., what better present than Farm 11 and 12 and 13 and 14 and, and, and, etc.... So, Raul, please be a very good friend and let me have my present!! AND, I will SHARE with ALL of my FARM TOWN friends and neighbors!!!!!

That's funny. It was our 39th anniversary a couple of weeks ago, and my husband asked what I would like for a gift - he was taking me out to buy one - and very quickly qualified the question with ... 'and don't say FARM CASH'

[Deborah1979]

Uh, Tony, still haven't seen a reply from you about why your account isn't linked??? Sorry, you just seem to have the BEST sense of humor and seem to be the only mod on right now, so we don't have anyone else to pick on!!! BTW, if Australia is "down under" what do we call the USA and the rest of us above the equator?? "up above"???? No, seriously, not a joke or trying to be funny.......

[Hornyroo]

Originally Posted by Deborah1979

Uh, Tony, still haven't seen a reply from you about why your account isn't linked??? Sorry, you just seem to have the BEST sense of humor and seem to be the only mod on right now, so we don't have anyone else to pick on!!! BTW, if Australia is "down under" what do we call the USA and the rest of us above the equator?? "up above"???? No, seriously, not a joke or trying to be funny.......

"not down under"

[Hornyroo]

Originally Posted by HelenJS22

That's funny. It was our 39th anniversary a couple of weeks ago, and my husband asked what I would like for a gift - he was taking me out to buy one - and very quickly qualified the question with ... 'and don't say FARM CASH'

lmao!!