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Old Aug 27 2011, 06:46 PM
StoneFace StoneFace is offline
 
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Since it is evening, and most if not all posters are adults or good facsimiles of an adult..... here is the following joke offering this evening


A Farm Town farmer is sitting at a Pool Bar getting soused. Another avatar comes by and asks the farmer, "Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk and not out planting, harvesting, and plowing?"

Farmer: "Some things you just can't explain."

Man: "So what happened that's so horrible?"

Farmer: "Well, today I was sitting by my cow milking her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her left leg and kicked over the bucket."

Man: "Ok, but that's not so bad."

Farmer: "Some things you just can't explain."

Man: "So what happened then?"

Farmer: "I took her left leg and tied it to the post on the left."

Man: "And then?"

Farmer: "Well, I sat back down and continued to milk her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her right leg and kicked over the bucket."

Man: "Again?"

Farmer: "Some things you just can't explain."

Man: "So, what did you do then?"

Farmer: "I took her right leg this time, and tied it to the post on the right."

Man: "And then?"

Farmer: "Well, I sat back down and began milking her again. Just as got the bucket about full, when the stupid cow knocked over the bucket with her tail."

Man: "Hmmm . . . "

Farmer: "Some things you just can't explain."

Man: "So, then what did you do?"

Farmer: "Well, I didn't have any more rope, so I took off my belt and tied her tail to the rafter. In that moment, my pants fell down and my wife walked in."


"Some things you just can't explain."
 


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