New Release -- July 28th, 2011

[StoneFace]

Three Aussie guys were working on a high-rise building project - Steve, Bruce and Kevin.

Steve falls off and is killed instantly.

As the ambulance takes the body away, Bruce says, "Someone should go and tell his wife."

Kevin says, "OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it."

Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Fosters.

Bruce says, "Where did you get that, Kev?"

"Steve's wife gave it to me,"

Bruce replies. "That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you the beer?"

"Well not exactly," Kevin said. "When she answered the door, I said to her, 'You must be Steve's widow'.

She said, 'No, I'm not a widow.'

And I said, 'I'll bet you a case of Fosters you are'."

[StoneFace]

Two Aussies are adrift in a lifeboat. While rummaging through the boat's provisions one of them finds an old lamp. He rubs the lamp and a genie suddenly appears. This genie tells them that he only grants one wish.

Without giving much thought to the matter, the lamp finder blurts out, "Turn the entire ocean into VB!"

The genie claps his hands with a deafening crash, and immediately the entire sea turns into beer.

The genie disappears and only the gentle lapping of beer on the hull breaks the stillness as the two men considered their circumstances.

The second Aussie turns to the first and says, "Nice going mate! Now we're going to have to pee in the boat."

[StoneFace]

The seven dwarfs went off to work in the mine one day, while Snow White stayed at home to do the housework and cook their lunch.

However when she went to the mine to deliver their lunches, she found there had been a cave-in, and there was no sign of the dwarfs.

Tearfully she yelled in to the mine entrance: "hello - is anyone there. Can anyone hear me".

A voice floated up from the bowels of the mine:

" Australia will win the Rugby World Cup"

"Thank god" said Snow White "at least Dopey's still alive"

[levarti2]

Originally Posted by StoneFace

Three Aussie guys were working on a high-rise building project - Steve, Bruce and Kevin.

Steve falls off and is killed instantly.

As the ambulance takes the body away, Bruce says, "Someone should go and tell his wife."

Kevin says, "OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it."

Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Fosters.

Bruce says, "Where did you get that, Kev?"

"Steve's wife gave it to me,"

Bruce replies. "That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you the beer?"

"Well not exactly," Kevin said. "When she answered the door, I said to her, 'You must be Steve's widow'.

She said, 'No, I'm not a widow.'

And I said, 'I'll bet you a case of Fosters you are'."

OMG ... you're funny

[HelenJS22]

Originally Posted by dottyF

Hopefully they release something soon because Im fighting the urge to spend the money I have for FT on amazon. Trying to fight the temptation.

Agreed, I have friends and family who play other games and are always trying to entice me in. It's times like this that make me very tempted ...... so I smack my fingers and go try to find something else to do because I know the other games are going to drive me nuts. But which is better nuts, or even nutser with Farm Town.

[Deanna J. Lloyd]

Not only am I
TOTALLY DISAPPOINTED
we still don't have Farm 11,
but this also means . . .

the devs are

royally messing with

my stats!!!

WHERE IS IT, RAUL?!!!!!

[liza1214]

farm 11 will be here tomorrow (aus time) id say around 11am!!!
as i have just posted my factories after waiting for 2 weeks on farm11 in the hope that i could move them.
And it will be just my luck that farm 11 will magically appear tomorrow!!!!

[bagoshen]

I want some new toys to play with, come on Raul.

[pat909]

Like everyone else, I am disappointed that Farm 11 isn't here yet. After some thought, I am making a prediction that it will be September 1st...

[StoneFace]

Originally Posted by pat909

Like everyone else, I am disappointed that Farm 11 isn't here yet. After some thought, I am making a prediction that it will be September 1st...

ya gotta give the year too..... ya gotta give the year.