Quote:
Originally Posted by StoneFace
A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet. "My dog's cross eyed. Is there anything you can do for him?"
"Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at him" So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth.
Finally, he says "I'm going to have to put him down."
"What? Because he's cross-eyed?"
"No, because he's really heavy"
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That took me a second.....................
How many farm town addicts does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Just 2 but it needs to be a large light bulb.
HINT: Farm town addict is not part of the joke...