OK, here goes one:
Never go to bed mad:
An older couple had been married for over 50 years, and a young lady was talking to the woman and asked how the marriage had lasted for 50+ years.
The old woman replied.."I've never gone to bed mad".
Young girl: "You mean you've never had an argument??"
Older woman: "Oh, no, we've had arguments. I just clean the commode with a toothbrush and go to bed."
Young girl: "Clean the commode???? How does that help you get over your anger???"
Well, the older woman replied, "I use HIS toothbrush."
Some of you are laughing, now aren't you??!!