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Old Aug 24 2011, 06:53 AM
StoneFace StoneFace is offline
 
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So the farmer, who had been way too aggressive to other farmers got sent to the Farm Town Police Lockup.

After two days, the farmer-prisoner in jail receives a letter from his wife:

"Dear Husband, I have decided to plant some lettuce in the back garden. We need lots of lettuce for our facilities you know, and you are not helping while you are in the lockup. When is the best time to plant the lettuce?"

The farmer-prisoner, knowing that the Mayor, and Tom (and even James) and the prison guards read all mail, replied in a letter:

"Dear Wife, whatever you do, do not touch farms #7, #8, and #9. That is where I hid all the Farm Ca$h."

A week or so later, he received another letter from his wife: "Dear Husband, You wouldn't believe what happened, some avatars came with shovels to the house, and dug up all three farms."

The farmer-prisoner wrote another letter back: "Dear wife, now that they have plowed those fields, you can plant the lettuce there."